Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
[Picture of Shia LaBeouf looking like he didn’t shower for three weeks]
Y’all: DESTROY MY BUSSY
are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.