ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
sorry i only date pokemon masters
People who can bite straight into an ice lolly are warriors
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
not interested dot com forward slash you
aw dylan is so cute with his scruff and hai—-wait a sec….
what the fuck
Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.